religion is the smile on a dog

Wed, 03 Dec 2008 00:27:49 GMT

On the twelfth day of Christmas, opal_moonlight sent to me...

Twelve circus flips drumming

Eleven squirrels piping

Ten kitties a-leaping

Nine cheerios dancing

Eight treats a-barking

Seven carrots a-stretching

Six lizards a-jumping

Five che-e-e-ewy treats

Four taking walks

Three fish sticks

Two raw veggies

...and a cheese in a pear tree.

Sun, 13 Apr 2008 17:34:50 GMT

DOGPARKDGPARKDOGPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK

cold weather makes dogs feel more alive

Thu, 08 Nov 2007 14:43:36 GMT

it is finally cold enough to wear my halloween sweatshirt
this morning i walked in the dark and it was 28 degrees
i wagged my tail all the way down the alley

Fri, 13 Jul 2007 20:55:11 GMT

in maslow's hierarchy for dogs cheese is more important than fear.

froot loops

Thu, 12 Jul 2007 11:44:57 GMT

froot loops are part of the natural diet for jack russells in the wild.

if you happen to pass by a wild jack russell terrier SHARE YOUR FROOT LOOPS AND WE WILL SPARE YOUR LIFE.

Mon, 25 Jun 2007 21:50:00 GMT

my grandma says i am her favorite dog.

Tue, 12 Jun 2007 15:49:59 GMT

Thu, 07 Jun 2007 15:50:49 GMT

mrclay is my new uncle steve. we just met this weekend.

Mon, 26 Feb 2007 17:54:48 GMT

i want to move to chicago to get away from the thunder and the bacon.

Thu, 08 Feb 2007 12:40:24 GMT

i am king of the worrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrld

Thu, 23 Mar 2006 12:42:42 GMT

whimmel remembers that i liked to stand on him

Wed, 25 Jan 2006 14:04:28 GMT

last night grandpa's cousin and his wife came
this morning lilly stole and chewed her earmuffs

Thu, 17 Nov 2005 14:02:35 GMT

yay its finally chilly. my grandpa has always said that cool weather makes dogs feel alive, and he is right! i have a sweater to wear tonight. too bad its not made of cheese!

dog of the day!

Thu, 04 Aug 2005 16:05:35 GMT

HEY
have you heard? we moved! now we live with grandma and grandpa. and hunter the dude.

we get to eat dog dinner every night that grandpa makes. and he makes it special. he likes to make a big production of it. then we get to GO DOWN THE TRAIL. sometimes the trail is by the toad pond. sometimes its just by some houses. sometimes its near a golf course. my favorite is when we see toads. they come in so many sizes. but i always like to sniff them....careful not to taste.

oh oh oh! and we have this new game here. "dog of the day". every day there is a new winner. i love to win.

i was dog of the day yesterday!!!
i was so good, i went outside to pee with no leash and i saw a kitty......

a.kitty.a.kitty. A. KITTY.

emmie lady told me to come right inside like a good girl. i thought about this while i peed and watched that kitty. kitty. KITTY.

i decided to come inside! i didnt chase that kitty. kitty. kitty.

i WIN!

Wed, 06 Apr 2005 14:36:10 GMT

fish is de lish is

Wed, 16 Mar 2005 00:07:18 GMT

i like boys
but i dont like them sleeping in my bed

birthday!

Thu, 17 Feb 2005 14:17:53 GMT

i will be 6 years old tomorrow!!

/im OPAL!

mememememememeeeeeeee!

Mon, 04 Oct 2004 13:40:51 GMT

1.WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? nothing, i am always naked

2. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? my mom leaves the radio on

3. SOUPS OR SALAD? whichever has cheese on it

4.WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
well it sure wasnt cheese

5. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? WHITE

6. WEATHER RIGHT NOW? the kind where kitties are outside

7. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? what?

8. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? i love my uncle doug

9. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? im always good, im a dog!

10. FAVORITE DRINK? water

11. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? valerian root, but that stuff sure tastes bad

12. FAVORITE SPORT(S): get the kitty

13. HAIR COLOR? WHITE

14. EYE COLOR? dark

15. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? what?

16. SIBLINGS AND THEIR AGES? i have some that are my age, and i have some that are younger

17. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? what?

18. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? every day that i get cheese

19. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? what?

20. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? what? i can stand up all night if i get cheese for it

21. SUMMER OR WINTER? i just like to go outside

22. CHOCOLATE OR WHITE CHOCOLATE? im not allowed, they say it will kill me dead

23. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK?
not many of my friends have email

24. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? all the other dogs

25. LEAST LIKELY? the bird

26. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? i like to read about cheese

27. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? mouse? wheres the mouse?

28. FAVORITE BOARD GAME? get the kitty

29. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? slept

30. FAVORITE SMELLS? smelly boys

32. CAN YOU TOUCH YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR TONGUE? YES

33. WHAT INSPIRES YOU? cheese!

34. BUTTERED, PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN? yes please

35. FAVORITE CAR? i love to ride in the car

36. FAVORITE FLOWER? ew

37. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? what?

38. CAN YOU JUGGLE? no, but i can jump

39.WHAT WOULD YOU HATE TO BE TRAPPED IN A ROOM WITH? a thunderstorm

40. COFFEE? im not allowed

41. FAVORITE PERFUME? ew

42.DOGS or CATS? dogs to snif and play, cats to bite the necks and chase

43. FAVORITE PLACE TO VISIT? grandma and grandpa's, schintzels house of andy

macaroni and cheese

Wed, 22 Sep 2004 23:32:18 GMT

last night emmy lady gave us macaroni and cheese to lick from her plate
when we were done emmy lady and i looked over at lilly mama

lilly mama was standing on the plate just staring at us

if you love little white dogs:

Tue, 21 Sep 2004 23:09:54 GMT

1. Think of a word you would use to describe me.
2. Go to Google Image Search and search for that word.
3. Select the picture you see as most fitting, and post it as a reply.
4. Post this meme in your journal.

Wed, 15 Sep 2004 13:19:58 GMT

lately i feel kind of blue

i like the hall

Wed, 28 Jul 2004 02:20:06 GMT

opal listens...

Sat, 24 Jul 2004 14:18:03 GMT

"opal..where do you keep your brain? is it in your cranium?"

(opal has to think on that)

ow :(

Thu, 22 Jul 2004 15:01:47 GMT

yesterday i didnt feel well
i think i must have eaten something that was poison
i wanted to eat grass but the emmylady wouldnt let me

she told me to get my medicine and i thought it was going to be the medicine i usually get
it was white and thick
and mint!

dogs HATE mint!

we could hear my tummy squeeking
i needed to lay down and stretch out

when she petted me i couldnt lay down
and i thought she was hurting me bc i was sitting up
i cried

she made me lay down and we slept

today i am ok!

its cool out

Tue, 20 Jul 2004 15:19:36 GMT

with frog

hey look!

look where?

here!

here?

mmmmmm smells good!